Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween! I hope you have a fun night. In preparation for this sweet holiday, I shall give you some advice from my younger self in the form of a poem :) My First Pimple O my! Should I cry? I got my first pimple I didn't know it was so simple Yesterday, I went trick o' treating When I was eating I got a lot of chocolate That fit in my right pocket I ate them all that day Then I had to pay... So have fun and beware of pimples...

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Guns pt.2: The pew pew gun

Ok. So I noticed the last post I made makes my brother sound QUITE terrible. Actually, all the posts I write make him sound like a total douchebag, which is not ENTIRELY true. He is A LOT wiser now, being the old man that he is...   My new plan is for every terrible story I tell about him, my next blog will be a happier story. Then Mark will look more like a normal child and not a future serial killer that lures people in with his artistic...

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Guns pt 1: You have 10 seconds...

Today I thought I would share another wonderful story about my childhood. Sorry, this is another Mark story. I promise there will be a Brent story...eventually... :) When you are a child, pictures are normally captured through the eyes of your parents. So many photos tend to be facades of the actual relationships between siblings... Oh sure, I look like I am having fun, but it is once the camera is put away and the parents leave that fear overcomes...

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Introducing: Mr. Fuzzy

For the few that look forward to my blogs, I am so sorry for the delay! I have been busy on a new project. Meet Mr. Fuzzy. He is small, dark, and handsome He is a great listener He is travel size His hobbies include being spontaneous and traveling He really wants to see the world, but being small has its disadvantages. His legs can only take him so far! So we are going to help him. Sorry, if you start seeing him tagging along in your packages....

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